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What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants
What kind of eggs live by the sea?
Egg shells
Why was Humpty Dumpty all in pieces?
Because he cracked up
How do eggs sell newspapers?
Eggstra, Eggstra Read All About It!
What you do get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Eggbert
Eggbert who?
Egg but no bacon!
What did the hen say when she laid a bright pink egg?
Why that's eggstraordinary
How do you cook an egg on a summer's day?
Sunny side up!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White!
What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke?
It cracked up!
Why did the egg hide?
He was a little chicken
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Omelette
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look
What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
An eggs-plorer!
What day does an egg hate the most?
Fry-day
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Egg
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see me?
Why was the father egg so strict?
He was hard-boiled
What sport are eggs good at?
Running!
Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
They were afraid they would fry!
What part does an egg play in a movie?
An egg-stra
What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yoker!
What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange?
Look what marmalade!
Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Why won't eggs go out at night?
They don't want to get "beat up"
How do eggs stay healthy?
They "egg-cercise"
What is Santa's favourite drink?
Eggnog
What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Deviled eggs!
Why did the egg go to school?
To get "egg-u-cated"
How did the eggs leave the highway?
The went through the "eggs-it"